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GUYS I HAVE AN AWESOME IDEA FOR A BOOK
Synopsis
When seventeen year-old Spella Spawn leaves sunny Sparizona to live with her father in the small and gloomy Pacific North-West town of Sporks she doesn’t expect to like it. After all she has made excuses not to go there enough times over the past few years. If living in Sporks, with its constant mist and rain, wasn’t bad enough she will have to make a whole new set of friends and settle into a new school.
Spella soon makes some new friends at school but when she sees a boy called Spedward Sullen sitting with his brothers and sisters in the cafeteria she is instantly intrigued. Spedward is stunningly attractive, almost inhumanly beautiful, and yet he is an outsider too. Although Spedward and his family have lived in Sporks for two years they have never really been accepted by the townsfolk.
At first Spedward is aloof, sometimes it almost seems like he can’t stand to be in the same room as her, but eventually they strike up an unlikely friendship. Even as Spella falls hopelessly and irrevocably in spove with Spedward, she still can’t work out exactly what makes him so different to everyone else.
On a trip to the beach, Spella is told of the local legend about the “spold spones”, a group of splood drinkers who have sworn off hunting humans but are still not welcome on Indian land because spampires are not to be trusted. Realising Spedward is spampire changes nothing for Spella, she knows that she still spoves him even if he’s not human.
Spedward and his whole family are spampires. Spedward himself was made a spampire when he was seventeen years-old, although that was at the end of Sporld Spar I. For Spedward his love for Spella is both a spelight and a sporment. A spelight because she is the first person he has spoved since he was made a spampire. A sporment because although he has sworn off human splood and only hunts spamimals the craving for human splood never truly leaves him and the very scent of her also stirs his hunger for splood….
During a shopping trip with her spirlfriends, Spella becomes lost and is rescued from a gang of spust hungry men by Spedward. On the drive home, Spella asks Spedward all sorts of questions about being a vampire. After that night, they begin their sportship and fall deeply and madly in spove. Because Spedward spirsts for Spella's splood more than anyone else's, it is difficult for them to spouch.
One Saturday, Spedward takes Spella to a secluded meadow and shows her how he looks in the spunlight, like a spinkling Spreek Spod. After Spedward realizes how much he spoves her, he knows that he would never do anything to hurt her and is able to spouch and even spiss Spella.
After meeting Spedward's family and during a spaceball game, they encounter a pack of unfriendly spampires who try to kill Spella. Desperate to protect Spella, Spedward spends her to Sphoenix, but the deadly spampire, Spames is waiting for her, and spraps her, but Spedward is there to spave her.
When seventeen year-old Spella Spawn leaves sunny Sparizona to live with her father in the small and gloomy Pacific North-West town of Sporks she doesn’t expect to like it. After all she has made excuses not to go there enough times over the past few years. If living in Sporks, with its constant mist and rain, wasn’t bad enough she will have to make a whole new set of friends and settle into a new school.
Spella soon makes some new friends at school but when she sees a boy called Spedward Sullen sitting with his brothers and sisters in the cafeteria she is instantly intrigued. Spedward is stunningly attractive, almost inhumanly beautiful, and yet he is an outsider too. Although Spedward and his family have lived in Sporks for two years they have never really been accepted by the townsfolk.
At first Spedward is aloof, sometimes it almost seems like he can’t stand to be in the same room as her, but eventually they strike up an unlikely friendship. Even as Spella falls hopelessly and irrevocably in spove with Spedward, she still can’t work out exactly what makes him so different to everyone else.
On a trip to the beach, Spella is told of the local legend about the “spold spones”, a group of splood drinkers who have sworn off hunting humans but are still not welcome on Indian land because spampires are not to be trusted. Realising Spedward is spampire changes nothing for Spella, she knows that she still spoves him even if he’s not human.
Spedward and his whole family are spampires. Spedward himself was made a spampire when he was seventeen years-old, although that was at the end of Sporld Spar I. For Spedward his love for Spella is both a spelight and a sporment. A spelight because she is the first person he has spoved since he was made a spampire. A sporment because although he has sworn off human splood and only hunts spamimals the craving for human splood never truly leaves him and the very scent of her also stirs his hunger for splood….
During a shopping trip with her spirlfriends, Spella becomes lost and is rescued from a gang of spust hungry men by Spedward. On the drive home, Spella asks Spedward all sorts of questions about being a vampire. After that night, they begin their sportship and fall deeply and madly in spove. Because Spedward spirsts for Spella's splood more than anyone else's, it is difficult for them to spouch.
One Saturday, Spedward takes Spella to a secluded meadow and shows her how he looks in the spunlight, like a spinkling Spreek Spod. After Spedward realizes how much he spoves her, he knows that he would never do anything to hurt her and is able to spouch and even spiss Spella.
After meeting Spedward's family and during a spaceball game, they encounter a pack of unfriendly spampires who try to kill Spella. Desperate to protect Spella, Spedward spends her to Sphoenix, but the deadly spampire, Spames is waiting for her, and spraps her, but Spedward is there to spave her.